nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

I’m the friend that accidentally gets their boobs touched.

(via tenderlittlekisses)

omgwang:

caught my cats having sex like human..

omgwang:

caught my cats having sex like human..

(via peoplecraveattention)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via tenderlittlekisses)

spongeyrocksrock:

selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

hell yeah for girls you rock

(via 1-800-pop-punk)

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

(via thomassawyerismyname)

nichvlas:

I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

(Source: nichvlas, via thomassawyerismyname)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via yes-i-am-charlie)

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via yes-i-am-charlie)

Need more insta followers. I’ll follow back? ❤ ~

Need more insta followers. I’ll follow back? ❤ ~

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

(via itskelcey22)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: 26px, via ilymorgannn)

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via jellylovesdoughnuts)